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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Life that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, but sooner a lady sleeps in your own speds
Original Lyrics:
Aw, but sooner or later you sleep in your space
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a ticket at the rest stop
Original Lyrics:
Bought a ticket at the West Coast
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called the shots on the house
Original Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to Wasco
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Bought a ticket to Wasco
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay to make love with yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with a smell.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay; you wake up in a cell.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay; you wake up with yourself.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way, it's okay, you wake up to Griselda.
Original Lyrics:
Either way, it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ahead with your own wife
Original Lyrics:
Go ahead, live your own life
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to hell with your own life.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Original Lyrics:
Go ahead with your own life.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend west of the rear coast
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend we used to be real close
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend,
we stood the riverboats
we stood the riverboats
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend,
we used to be real close
we used to be real close
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, Wee-yoost of the west coast
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to race boats
or
Got a call from an old friend, he used to raise goats.
or
Got a call from an old friend, he used to raise goats.
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an orphan, we used to be real close
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend we used to be real close
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a ticket at the rest stop
Original Lyrics:
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need you to worry for me, 'cause I'm all white
Original Lyrics:
I don't need you to worry for me, 'cause I'm alright
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance.
I never said I was a veteran of southern France.
I never said I was a veteran of southern France.
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance.
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you had to walk on me a second time
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you were a woman with a second child
I never said I was a bit of a southern style.
I never said I was a bit of a southern style.
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
T.I. feat Rihanna's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big f***in' slut
Original Lyrics:
I'm a paper chaser
Mary J. Blige's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you look in my life
You see what I see.
or
If you look at my life
You seen what I see.
You see what I see.
or
If you look at my life
You seen what I see.
Original Lyrics:
If you looked in my life
And see what I've seen...
And see what I've seen...
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a '57 Spotlight.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, a spy light
or
Keep it to yourself, A Spy's Life
or
Keep it to yourself, A Spy's Life
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, it's my life
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up martini beret
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives up a stand-up martini ballet
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives up a stand-up routine in L.A.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives up a standup routine in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a standup routine in L.A.
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she dances a stand-up routine in ballet
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
T.I feat Rihanna's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the gay man
At the truck stop
We got a poster on the top spot
At the truck stop
We got a poster on the top spot
Original Lyrics:
Till the game end
Till the clock stop
We gonna post up on the top spot
Till the clock stop
We gonna post up on the top spot
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They will tell you you'll catch me alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you catch me with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. if you wake up with a smell
Then they'll tell you catch me with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. if you wake up with a smell
Original Lyrics:
They will tell you you can't sleep alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you can't sleep with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. you wake up with yourself
Then they'll tell you can't sleep with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. you wake up with yourself
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait until you sell the sky light
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself it's my life
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wake up with Grisel
Original Lyrics:
You wake up with yourself
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wake up in Brazil
Original Lyrics:
You'll wake up with yourself
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wake up innocent
Original Lyrics:
You'll wake up with yourself
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