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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mother And Child Reunion that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Simon's, "Mother And Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion, is only emotional rape
Original Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
Paul Simon's, "Mother And Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a mothering child reunion
Is only emotion away
Original Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
Paul Simon's, "Mother And Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But relief from constipation
Is only a motion away
Original Lyrics:
But the mother and child reunion
Is only an ocean away
Paul Simon's, "Mother And Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't for the life of me
Remember a Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
I can't for the life of me
Remember a sadder day.
Paul Simon's, "Mother And Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I went down in the fox hole
or
No, I would not give a false code
or
No, I would not give a false code
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I would not give you false hope
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a martyr and child reunion
Is only a motion away.
Original Lyrics:
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away.
A martyr is a person who would rather die than give up something he believes in.
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I would not give you false hope, on this strange and lonesome day
Original Lyrics:
No I would not give you false hope, on this strange and mournful day
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I would not give you Fall soap
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I would not give you fossils.
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I would not give you falso.
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this train and mournful day
or
On this strain and mournful day
or
On dish drainer mournful day
or
On this drainer mournful day
or
On this strainer mournful day
Original Lyrics:
On this strange and mournful day
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mother and child reunion is only a mushroom away.
Original Lyrics:
The mother and child reunion is only a motion away.
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I would not dig a foxhole...
Original Lyrics:
Well, I would not build a false hope...
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I would not give the crossroads.
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.

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