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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Money that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you can't count the all star, daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Michael Jackson's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're fighting the wars
Your shoulder must do
Your shoulder must do
Original Lyrics:
A you're fighting the wars
A soldier must do
A soldier must do
Michael Jackson's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything for my knee.
Original Lyrics:
Anything for money
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you ask for hay rides it’s no surprise that they’re giving none away
Original Lyrics:
But if you ask for a rise it’s no surprise that they’re giving none away
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me that goo goo goo bullsh**.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me that do good goody bulls***.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me that too good good bulls***.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me that do good goody bulls***.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I certainly was at the race
Original Lyrics:
I certainly was in the right
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm certainly watching the race
Original Lyrics:
I certainly was in the right
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a high five-dollar tree first-class traveling section
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling section
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a high flying Jesus Christ traveling section.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a high fidelity first class traveling set.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high fidelity first class traveling sect
And I think I need a lid checked
And I think I need a lid checked
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet
And I think I need a Lear jet
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high fidelity first class traveling set,
and I think I need a Lear jet.
and I think I need a Lear jet.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high fidelity first class traveling section.
And I think I need a Lear jet.
And I think I need a Lear jet.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high five-dollar first-class traveling section
I think I need a lip checked.
I think I need a lip checked.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
And I think I need a Lear jet.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling section
I think I need a lift, Jeff.
I think I need a lift, Jeff.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
And I think I need a Lear jet.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity traveling section
I think I need a hit, yes
I think I need a hit, yes
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
And I think I need a Lear jet.
David Gilmour's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money, it's a crime
Cherry flavored but don't take a slice of my pie
Cherry flavored but don't take a slice of my pie
Original Lyrics:
Money, it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Laura Nyro's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money, money, money
I feel like a pony, yeah, yeah.
I feel like a pony, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Money, money, money
I feel like a pawn in my own world.
I feel like a pawn in my own world.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, forced our daydream
Think I bought New York football team.
Think I bought New York football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car,caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think about me, a football team.
Think about me, a football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think about me a football team.
Think about me a football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, porn-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Part of you has to always go trailing
Hephzibah as she goes away
Hephzibah as she goes away
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raleigh
Original Lyrics:
Money
Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina.
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call caviar four-star baked beans
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four star day dreams
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call caviar four-star baked beans
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydreams
Michael Jackson's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can sell my soul to the devil
Original Lyrics:
Even sell my soul to the devil
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't count beyond four, stop aging.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydreams
The Kingsmen's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the best things are laughter-free
Original Lyrics:
You know the best things in life are free
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think caviar’s four-star? Baby,
Think about a New York football team!
Think about a New York football team!
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Think I'll buy me a football team.
No, but I love this quote - “I try not letting ‘not knowing the words’ interfere with my singing the song.”
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