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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Miss Murder that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
A is for alkaline, A is for alkaline
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aim is my laughing eye
Aim is my laughing eye
Paying you to say goodbye
Take my life.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banish my luck and I
Banish my luck and I
Hey, dude, it's AFI take my wife
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow up a little, screw the filthy enterprise
Original Lyrics:
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?
Afi's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hank stole my love tonight
Hank stole my love tonight
Man, beauty, say good bye
That's my life.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heinous electric eye
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Murder if I
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heinous electric eye
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss murder can I
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, how can I?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey where's my napkin at?
Hey where's my napkin at?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
My buddy Cristina told me about these lyrics. But it's true! It sounds just like that.
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Mulukenheim
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
Hey, dude, it's AFI.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can die.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, it's my birthday tonight
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, it's my life, can I?
Hey, it's my life, can I?
What would you say if I
Take my life?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, miss my love, can I?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, missed my broken eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, missed my napkin eye.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would gladly buy my wife a pony.
Original Lyrics:
I would gladly bet my life upon it.
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
M is for Mocha, right?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is my lullaby.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can i?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is my napkin, I
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Murder can I
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my broken eye
This is my broken eye.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my last goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Afghan eye?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
I will find this guy his Arcanine. I swear it. (Christian David Loeffler, 1/18/2017)
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my afghan eye?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my love gone?
Where is my love gone?
Can you explain it if I
Take my life away?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life away?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the love tonight?
Where is the love tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
AFI's, "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who would ever let us go to the after party?
Original Lyrics:
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?

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