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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Midlife Crisis that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Faith No More's, "Midlife Crisis"
Misheard Lyrics:
For my flatulence
Original Lyrics:
For my pet genius
Faith No More's, "Midlife Crisis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mo' piece of bartender
Original Lyrics:
Morbid self attention
Faith No More's, "Midlife Crisis"
Misheard Lyrics:
My butt gets tingly.
Original Lyrics:
Like pockets jingling
Faith No More's, "Midlife Crisis"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're menstruating hard.
Original Lyrics:
Your menstruating heart.
Faith No More's, "Midlife Crisis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your men still ate the heart
beating, beatin' enough for two
Original Lyrics:
Your menstruating heart.
It ain't bleedin' enough for two

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