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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Message In A Bottle that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a whore.
Original Lyrics:
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my code.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my node.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose
I should have stopped bowling right from the start
Only bones can keep me together
Only love can mend your stripes but love can break your water
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has past since I broke my nose.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another year has passed since I broke my nose.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a castaway,
and I am lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
Original Lyrics:
Just a castaway,
an island lost at sea
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cindy Notto S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone finds my message in a brothel
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my chicken in a basket
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my massage in a parlour.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a parcel.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a party.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bathtub.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making gin in the bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Massage in a brothel
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Massage in my bottom
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Massage on a bar stool
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Massaging a butthole
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mesoch-ee-na-paato
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
This was the live version (probably Live Aid).
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in the Bible
or
Message in a barstool
or
Message in a barstool
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in a bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in a butthole
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in my bottom
Original Lyrics:
message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in the bathtub
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messin' with ma throttle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messy little cockerel
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Gina Bottle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Ginabotto
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Jenny Bottle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only cocaine keeps me together.
Original Lyrics:
Only hope can keep me together.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into 'dis barrel.
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into the sparrow.
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into this pedo.
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Pedo" is the Spanish word for "fart".
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Se han tirado las Sogas!
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
It's in Spanish, with a little Peruvian slang. It means: 'They've stolen the ropes!'.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send an iron SOS.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an SOS.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send it on an S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sendenada nesahois
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sendin' it on an S.O.S
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sending out an S.M.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seventy dollar S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday night and not so wet
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday night on S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
$70 SOS
or
Sunday nightly SOS
or
Sunday not an SOS
or
(I'm) standing on an SOS
or
(I'm) sanding out an SOS
Original Lyrics:
(I'm) sending out an SOS
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
100 billion castaways
Looking for a w--re
Original Lyrics:
100 billion castaways
Looking for a home
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cindy got an SOS
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S. to the womb
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Army piss oh piss
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only rope and beeping together
Love can end your wife or live can make you fart
Original Lyrics:
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into this pair
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair
I think I'd rather fall into this pair than into despair.
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing out on SOS
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an SOS
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday arvo S.O.S
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sausage in a bottle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Se tiraron, eso es
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo te castro, eh? Allá en la estancia
Original Lyrics:
Just a castaway, an island lost at sea
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
zen de nada sos
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.

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