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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Master Of Puppets that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
A combine harvester
Original Lyrics:
Your life burns faster
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard, Bastard, Bastard of f***it, I'm pulling your strings.
Original Lyrics:
Master, Master, Master of puppets, I'm pulling your stings.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard, bastard
Bastard oh f***it, I'm pulling a skid.
Original Lyrics:
Master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze the bass!
or
Break some eggs!
or
Break some eggs!
Original Lyrics:
Reach for me
This is not a printed lyric, but it is something that James Hetfield screams right before Kirk's final guitar solo.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chuck your breakfast on a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come crawling faster
Obey your bastard.
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster
Obey your master.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Contorted bastard, okay, run faster.
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster, obey your master.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Controlling bastard, I'll be your master.
Your life burns faster, I'll be your master, bastard.
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster, obey your master.
Your life burns faster, obbey your master, master.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Controlling bastard, obey your master
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster, obey your master
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Controlling faster, obey your master.
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster, obey your master.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Controlling faster
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Controlling faster
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn your breakin' style! A mirror!
Original Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, your breakfast on a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guided by youth, I can't see a thing.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that Napster now attacks!
Original Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that Natural habitat
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that Napster now attacks!
Original Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that natural habitat.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that
Nuts for habitat!
Original Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that
Natural habitat!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will loan you pie,
I will help you die
Original Lyrics:
I will occupy,
I will help you die
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's me!
Original Lyrics:
Fix me! Sometimes, during live shows, he adds "Baby!" at the end.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master, Master, Thomas Dolby lies.
Original Lyrics:
Master, Master, You promised only lies.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Master, master
Master of pizza, I'm pulling this slice
Twisting it around and eating it up
Burpings by me you can't stand the smell.
Original Lyrics:
Master, master
Master of puppets
I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me you can't see a thing.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard! Mustard!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Master!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard, mustard, mustard in buckets that watch the T.V.
Original Lyrics:
Master, master, master of puppets I'm pulling your strings.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your knife is out of season.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life is out of season.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasta of Muppets.
Original Lyrics:
Master of puppets.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasta!! Pasta!!
Original Lyrics:
Master!! Master!!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of eight
Original Lyrics:
Fix me.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing Monopoly, debt through misery
Original Lyrics:
Pain monopoly, ritual misery.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing Monopoly, ritual misery.
Original Lyrics:
Pain monopoly, ritual misery.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing Monopoly, ritual misery
Original Lyrics:
Pain, monopoly, ritual misery
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rake the leaves!
Original Lyrics:
Fix me!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach for me.
Original Lyrics:
Fix me.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach for me
Original Lyrics:
Fix me
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reject me!
Original Lyrics:
Fix me!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She meets the spastic child in the park.
Original Lyrics:
She keep's it pumping straight up my heart.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking back his beer
or
Sucking back is clear
Original Lyrics:
Sucking darkest clear
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking off this queer
Original Lyrics:
Sucking darkest clear
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes me overseas
Morbid's all you'll be.
Original Lyrics:
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes me overseas
Morbid's all you'll be.
Original Lyrics:
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste me you will see
Balders on your knee
Kevin did that, too
Now I'm killing you.
Original Lyrics:
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste me you will see
Doris's more you need.
Original Lyrics:
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste the sea
more is all of me
dedicated to how I'm drilling too
Original Lyrics:
Taste me you
will see more is all you need
dedicated to how I'm killing you
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twisting of minds, slashing of drapes
Original Lyrics:
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing James.
Original Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing you dreams.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing your brains.
Original Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing your drapes.
Original Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing your trains.
Original Lyrics:
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You commie bastards, obey your master.
Original Lyrics:
Keep crawling faster, obey your master.
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You falling bastard!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster!!!!
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You like bird's fastener
Original Lyrics:
Your life burns faster
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a controlling bastard
Original Lyrics:
Come crawling faster
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
but you're a bastard, bastard!
Original Lyrics:
obey your master, master
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beats me!
Original Lyrics:
Fix me!
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caster of Crumpets, I'm trying to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Master of Puppets, I'm pulling your strings.
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
H*** is foot-ball bat.
Original Lyrics:
H*** is worth all that.
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pancakes!
Original Lyrics:
Fix me!
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twist my knee!!!
Original Lyrics:
Reach for me!!!

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