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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Scissor Sisters', "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasping for that extrovert
Original Lyrics:
Gasping for an extra breath
Supergrass', "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a girl and her name is Mary
I like to shag her on a basis daily.
Original Lyrics:
Got a girl and her name is Mary
I like to shock her on a basis daily.
Kings of Leon's, "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pee on the corner
Just passin' time
Original Lyrics:
I'll be on the corner
Just passin' time
Tori Amos', "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Gemma says
Original Lyrics:
Like Jimi said
Tori Amos', "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Genesis
Original Lyrics:
Like Jimi said
This relates to the original b-side version and not the re-recording for 'Tales Of A Librarian' from 2003.
Tori Amos', "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary, you're a vegan
Original Lyrics:
Mary, you're bleeding
Tori Amos', "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some margerine.
Original Lyrics:
What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some acid rain.

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