Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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Gasping for that extrovert
Gasping for an extra breath
Got a girl and her name is Mary
I like to shag her on a basis daily.
Got a girl and her name is Mary
I like to shock her on a basis daily.
I'll pee on the corner
Just passin' time
I'll be on the corner
Just passin' time
This is a 2010s song, so you need to add that to the decade listbox.
Like Gemma says
Like Jimi said
Like Genesis
Like Jimi said
This relates to the original b-side version and not the re-recording for 'Tales Of A Librarian' from 2003.
What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some margerine.
What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some acid rain.
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