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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Maria that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million and one come to mind
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million and one kinda lies
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new woman won candle bright.
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candlelights
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new young and one kinda lice
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new, young and wild kind of life
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
Green Day's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adrienne, let the dog in
The dog ate the document.
Original Lyrics:
Bring in the head of the government
The dog ate the document.
Adrienne is Billie Joe's wife.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah! Leah, thank God I see ya
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to see her.
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you hold a moomin in your hand?
Original Lyrics:
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I blame Maria
Original Lyrics:
Ave Maria
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my best friend, Dan, the boy next door.
Original Lyrics:
In my best friend and the boy next door.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
Original Lyrics:
Regina, Ave Maria
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You gotta see her,
Go in, say that I'm off your mind
Niquita, I say Maria
I miss you my love Candle light
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, has diarrhea
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've gotta see her
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, you've got a fever
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've gotta see her.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to seek her
or
Maria, you've got to sing her
or
Marina, you've got a Caesar.
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to see her.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You gotta see her
Go into the ark of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
On young running wild Canada Life.
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You've got to see her
Go inside and out of her mind
Latifah I bet Maria
A million and one candy lies
or
Maria
You've got to sing her
Go inside and out of your mind
The diva I beg Maria
A million and one candy lies
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Me diva Ave Maria
A million and one kinda lives.
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Letina Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martina, are you Maria?
A million and one ton delight.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Medina, oh babe
Maria A million and one can't deny.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rechita, I play Maria.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Regina? I blame Maria.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria.
Justin Bieber's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ate my baby,
She ate my girl
Original Lyrics:
She ain't my baby,
She ain't my girl
TKA's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a boyfriend...Chaquita!
Original Lyrics:
She had a boyfriend...a drug dealer!
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes a millionaire
Walking in her underwear.
Original Lyrics:
She's like a millionaire
Walking on imported air.
This "millionaire" line is on the original album version; not on the single edit featured on most radio stations.
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's like a millionaire.
Walking on important air.
Original Lyrics:
She's like a millionaire
Walking on imported air.
West Side Story's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it soft and its almost like rain
Original Lyrics:
Sing it soft and its almost like praying
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Gina, I'd bang Maria!
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria

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