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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mama Told Me (Not To Come) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a hole in my jock!
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a drone little scum
That is the way that I found the Son.
or
I'm a drone little scum
That is the way that I found the sun.
or
I'm a drone little scum
That is the way that I found the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a toad and I'm drunk.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a toad and that's hot.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a toad in a cup.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a toad in a cup
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a toad in a tub
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a troll in a dump!
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at home in a cup.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at home inside a cup.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking at my girlfriend
She's pissed over the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking at my girlfriend
She's passed out on the floor.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soda in your gin?
Original Lyrics:
Sugar in your tea?
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't the way that I run, no.
Original Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That is the way that I punt, sire.
Original Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your whiskey with your water
Original Lyrics:
Will you have whiskey with your water
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama told me not to go
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't the way to back home, no!
Original Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have fun, no!
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have come, some
Original Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have fun, son
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't the way to the bone, no!
Original Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have fun, no!
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't the way to the trombone
Original Lyrics:
That ain't the way to have fun, no!
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain’t the way to have funk, no!
Original Lyrics:
That ain’t the way to have fun, no!
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's pissed on the floor
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Original Lyrics:
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Tom Jones', "Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama told me nut'll come
She said, 'Just let the waiter have fun'
So-o I let the waiter have fun, so-o.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
She said, 'That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's home and I'm drunk.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come.
Three Dog Night's, "Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the window,
Let some air into the shrew.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the window,
Let some air into this room.

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