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Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet my bed
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet the bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
RodStewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You threw me out.
You threw me out.
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You wore me out.
You wore me out.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find myself a rotten old man.
Original Lyrics:
Find myself a rock 'n' roll band.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a funkin' bee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a pork and bean
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still my daddy's kid
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
And make a living out of playin' pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a begging fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin', fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit in my daddy's pew, and make a living out of praying fools.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue, and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something and so do you
I think I've got something and so do you
Original Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something to say to you
I think I've got something to say to you
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