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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Maggie May that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did is wet my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did is wreck my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet my bed
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet the bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And my mommy kicked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But still my daddie's cool, I'll make a living out of playing cool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
RodStewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You threw me out.
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You wore me out.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find myself a rotten old man.
Original Lyrics:
Find myself a rock 'n' roll band.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need a coach
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at audio jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get on the wretched phone, one of these days
Original Lyrics:
I'll get on back home, one of these days
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a fookin' bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a fool can be
Editor's note: The song title is spelled "Maggie May" (not Mae) and Rod Stewart recorded it only as a solo artist.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a funkin' bee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a pork and bean
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still my daddy's kid
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a living out of playing fool
Original Lyrics:
Make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love you didn't need the cropes
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't did to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need two Cokes.
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a begging fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin', fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit in my daddy's pew, and make a living out of praying fools.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue, and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and making a living out of dragon (or draggin') food.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your ace,
but that don't worry me none, 'cause I show everything
Original Lyrics:
The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age,
but that don't worry me none, cause in my eyes you're everything.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something and so do you
Original Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something to say to you
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to Satan
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to say to you
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole my harp and that's what I really heard
Original Lyrics:
You stole my heart and that's what really hurts
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
all you did was wreck my bed, & then Ramona kicked me in the Head
Original Lyrics:
all you did was wreck my bed, & then the morning kicked me in the head.

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