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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> L -> Loves Me Like A Rock
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Loves Me Like A Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoodoo, hoodoo you think you're foolin'?
Original Lyrics:
Who do, who do you think you're foolin'?
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a constipated board.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a consecrated boy.
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a constipated boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a conscrated boy.
Editor's note: The word "She" is NOT part of the title.
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a constipated man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a consumated man
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
She dropped me like a rock, oh baby.
Original Lyrics:
She loves me like a rock of ages
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves me like Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
She loves me like a rock.
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sicker than a Sunday choir
Original Lyrics:
I'm a singer in a Sunday choir.
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loves me like a robot
Original Lyrics:
Loves me like a rock
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
She kicked me on the knee and hurt me
Original Lyrics:
She get down on her knees and hug me
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a little bored
Original Lyrics:
When I was a little boy
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think you're duelin'?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you think you're foolin'?
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