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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Long Arm Of The Law that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Looptroop Rockers', "Long Arm Of The Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm 30 and in mourning with my lawyer.
Original Lyrics:
Nine thirty in the morning meet a lawyer.
Kenny Rogers', "Long Arm Of The Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't outrun the man that mows the lawn
Original Lyrics:
You can't outrun the long arm of the law

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