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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Locomotive Breath that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
And God, he stole the haddock
Original Lyrics:
God stole the handle
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the famous watchtower boy's got his tush low down.
Original Lyrics:
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the train it wants to go with no way to slow down.
Original Lyrics:
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the train it won't stop oh there's no way to slow down
He hears the sirens howling
He hears the sirens howling
Original Lyrics:
And the train it won't stop going there's no way to slow down
He hears the silence howling
He hears the silence howling
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headlong to his debt
Original Lyrics:
Headlong to his death
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay!
Original Lyrics:
Eahy!
It's in middle of the flute solo.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locomotion breath
Original Lyrics:
Locomotive breath
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
My boyfriend and my girlfriend
Are in bed and having fun.
Are in bed and having fun.
Original Lyrics:
His woman and his best friend
Are in bed and having fun.
Are in bed and having fun.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
No it could slow down
Original Lyrics:
No way to slow down
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
No it won’t mow down
Original Lyrics:
No it won’t slow down
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh God, it's over Anna
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
Original Lyrics:
Charlie stole the handle
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh his intestines scraping
Sweat breaking on his brow
Sweat breaking on his brow
Original Lyrics:
He feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Steam breaking on his brow
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pouring down the corridor
Original Lyrics:
Crawling down the corridor
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it could slow down.
Original Lyrics:
No way to slow down.
Jethro Tull's, "Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the struggling madness of locomotive breasts
or
With the struggling madness of locomotive death
or
With the struggling madness of locomotive death
Original Lyrics:
In the shuffling madness of locomotive breath
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