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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Like China that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Phil Collins', "Like China"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful
I hope you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I hope you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful
I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I'll hold you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
Phil Collins', "Like China"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful, I'll hurt your vagina.
I promise not to hurt you, I'll hurt your vagina,
'Cause I know it's your first time.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you I'll hold you like China
'Cause I know it's your first time
Phil Collins', "Like China"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold your vagina.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold you like china.
Phil Collins', "Like China"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make war with China.
Original Lyrics:
I'll hold you like China.
Phil Collins', "Like China"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brother thinks that I'm an intrinsic pimp from the other side of town.
Original Lyrics:
Your brother thinks that I'm a limp-wristed wimp from the other side of town.

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