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The Muppets', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little place like the Poconos
Original Lyrics:
A little place like Kokomo
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
A tropical contact eye
Original Lyrics:
A tropical contact high
The Muppets', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Altoona, Muhammad, come on pretty llama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
The Muppets', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Donald Trump picked an island sky
Original Lyrics:
Under a tropical island sky
Cover of a hit song by the Beach Boys. The line replaces "Give me a tropical contact high" in the original.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fence, and wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get a grip
or
In the bend, I wanna get a grip.
or
Defence, I wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get a grip
or
In the bend, I wanna get a grip.
Original Lyrics:
Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Computer Bahama come on pretty mama
Chicago Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Somebody's in the sand
Tropical cake melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a seal's young dance
Down in Kokomo.
Computer Bahama come on pretty mama
Chicago Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Somebody's in the sand
Tropical cake melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a seal's young dance
Down in Kokomo.
Original Lyrics:
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo.
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aruba, Bahamas, come on pretty mama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh we shoulda broke up.
Original Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take you.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Original Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama, I'm a pretty mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama, karma, pretty mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
karma Brady mama
karma Brady mama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
come on pretty mama
come on pretty mama
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on Freddie mama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
Come on, baby llama.
Come on, baby llama.
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
Come on, pretty mama.
Come on, pretty mama.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, bah humbug
Come on Brady Bahma
Chicago, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
Come on Brady Bahma
Chicago, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama
Come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
Come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the cell
Tropic cocaine melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the river of a stealing bad.
Tropic cocaine melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the river of a stealing bad.
Original Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band.
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand, tropical fish melting in your hand,
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a serum band,
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a serum band,
Original Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand,
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band,
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band,
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Drop the cocaine, baby, in your hand.
Drop the cocaine, baby, in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Droppin' cold drink malting in your ham.
Droppin' cold drink malting in your ham.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bored, I'll prance, I wanna catch clams.
Original Lyrics:
Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
By and by we'll do fine
With a little bit of gravity.
With a little bit of gravity.
Original Lyrics:
By and by we'll defy
A little bit of gravity.
A little bit of gravity.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicago, Montego, baby why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go?
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicago, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Baby why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Baby why don't we go?
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate cookie melting in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, my friends, I wanna catch a glimpse
or
Come on, my friends, I wanna make ya grin
or
Come on, my friends, I wanna make ya grin
Original Lyrics:
Port o' Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Computer, banana come on pretty mama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Denmark, the Prince, I wanna catch your crayons.
Original Lyrics:
To Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to make that Montserrat mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop a cookie - nothing in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop of cocaine melting in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the cocaine, nothing in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropical cake melting in your hand
or
Drop the cocaine melting in your head
or
Drop the cookie melting in your hand
or
Drop the cookie melting in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Monique, I gotta take a leak.
Original Lyrics:
St. Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am unique, your mom's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
St. Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna peek, that mount 'o rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a prince, I want to catch a quince
Original Lyrics:
Port Auprince, I want to catch a glimpse
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat that monster rotten steak
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat that mound 'o rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat the Maserati steak
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make that Montserrat mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make that Mozzarella steak
Original Lyrics:
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make the Monserrat mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make, a mountain rotten steak
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste a Monterratan steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monsierat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key Largo,
Montego
Baby wild eagles
Montego
Baby wild eagles
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo,
Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Montego
Baby why don't we go?
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
To make it off the Florida Keys
To make it off the Florida Keys
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica off the Florida Keys
Jamaica off the Florida Keys
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keyargo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Baby why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Baby why don't we go?
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lamar, tin ink, that Matta rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lamont's a rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maritinique, that multi-rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maritinique, the mounds of rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique and mounds of rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, Vermont is a rotten state
or
Martinique, those mounds of rotten steak
or
Martinique, those mounds of rotten steak
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, Vermont's a rotten state
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, and mounds of rotten steak
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that Mom's a rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrati steak,
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mistake
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that mom's a rotten stink
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that monster up my stick
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that mount's so rotten steep.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique. Vermont's a rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now mark, ta-neek, that mon's a rotten steek.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place full of coconuts
There's a place full of coconuts
Original Lyrics:
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
There's a place called Kokomo
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Florida Keys
or
At the Florida Keys
or
From the Florida Keys
or
At the Florida Keys
or
From the Florida Keys
Original Lyrics:
Off the Florida Keys
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I won a ticket down to Kokomo.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I wanna take ya down to Kokomo.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popsicle dreams melting in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porsche Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
Original Lyrics:
Port-Au-Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull down your prints, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Original Lyrics:
Port Au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
So that we make our mum's only mistake.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Fonzie's just a stink
Original Lyrics:
That Montserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Maserati Steak
Original Lyrics:
That Montserrate mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That monster atmosphere
Original Lyrics:
That Montserrat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That monster-rotten stink
Original Lyrics:
That Monserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where you won a goat and got a wafer and all.
Original Lyrics:
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mounds of rotten steak
Original Lyrics:
That Monserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a place in the Poconos
Original Lyrics:
There’s a place called Kokomo
The Pocono Mountains are located in Pennsylvania.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Mark and Prince
I wanna catch your crayons.
I wanna catch your crayons.
Original Lyrics:
To Port Au Prince
I wanna catch a glimpse.
I wanna catch a glimpse.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Mark, to Nick, their mom's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Masarati steak.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martinique, that moment's hostile squeak
We'll put out to sea
It won't affect our chemistry.
We'll put out to sea
It won't affect our chemistry.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry.
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martinique, that monster at mystique.
Original Lyrics:
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Mom, Jamaic(a), that Maserati stake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make or break, your mom's a rotten snake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the rhythm of the ceiling fans..
Original Lyrics:
To the rhythm of the steel drum bands..
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomar Tinique, that man's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomato reek, Vermont's a rotten state
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropical cocaine melting in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-huh, uh-huh, that monster rotten snake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Um unique, a monster atmosphique
And Um, a prince. I wanna catch a glimpse.
And Um, a prince. I wanna catch a glimpse.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mistique
And Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
And Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to eat the mounds of rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down in Coconut Grove
Everybody knows a little place like Coconut Grove
Everybody knows a little place like Coconut Grove
Original Lyrics:
Way down in Kokomo
Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll get that bastard and we'll take his clothes.
Original Lyrics:
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow.
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a geek, Vermont's a rotten state.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo mon, your feet, that monster rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Original Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to make that Monserrat mistake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
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