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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kodachrome that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go
And give them these nighttime collars
Original Lyrics:
Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home Phone
Original Lyrics:
Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a night con gambler
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nice cold camper
I love to take it for a ride.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nice home camper, I like to take it for a ride,
So mama don't take my motor home away.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera I like to take a photograph
So mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nice old camera
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a night cold camera.
or
I got a nice gold camera.
or
I got a knife gone camera.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got an eye for a camera
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
Editor's note: iPhone did not exist in the 1970s. Therefore it is not plausible to have heard that in this song. Please use common sense!!
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta nice girl Glenda
I like to take her for a drive
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon Camera
I like to take a photograph
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta nice wide camera.
I love to take a photograph, so mama don't take my code of chrome away.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph, so mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to Izod Center
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a night drawn gambler.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a nice contender
I wanna take him for a ride
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a night on agenda.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an eye for the camera!
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an icon camera.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my Kodak camera.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my co-camera
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve got a Nikon camera
I’d like to take you for a ride
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes you think all the words on a summer's day
Original Lyrics:
Makes you think all the words of a sunny day
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Oreo
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Polaroid
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my chloroform away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my chrome book away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Editor's note: I don't think the Chromebook existed when this song was made. Therefore it is not plausible to have heard it in this song.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my chromosomes away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em,
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome,
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my coat and go away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my coat and throw it
Mama don't take my coat and throw it
Mama don't take my coat and throw it away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my cola wars
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my cordless phone away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my corn pone away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my country home
Mama don't take my country home
Mama don't take my country homeaway.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my court thrown away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my forty four
Mama don't take my forty four away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my go phone away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my holocaust
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my photos home
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my pony home
Mama don't take my pony home away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't throw my Gold Comb away
Original Lyrics:
So mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't make me drink Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't make my boner go
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Motorola
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my chokehold
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my chrome comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my clothes and throw 'em away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my coat n' comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my cobra home
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my cordless phone
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my motor home away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my protocol
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my tournament
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don't take my coat and comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don't take my comb and go away
Original Lyrics:
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don't take my cone and go away
Original Lyrics:
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my coat of chrome.
Original Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my homegrown
Original Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my Kodachrome
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my homegrown away.
Original Lyrics:
So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
So mama, don't take my chrome comb away
or
So mama, don't take my comb and comb away
or
So mama, don't take my old diploma away.
Original Lyrics:
So mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Mama, don't take my homegrown away.
Original Lyrics:
So, Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think back on all the drugs
I did in high school,
It's a wonder I can think at all.
Original Lyrics:
When I think back on all the things
I learned in high school,
It's a wonder I can think at all.
He (the ex) was and is a jerk.

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