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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> K -> Khe Sanh
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Khe Sanh that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
About the long forgotten Dark Side guarantees
Original Lyrics:
About the long forgotten dockside guarantees
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And each one found the anus,
one more year the worse for wear
one more year the worse for wear
Original Lyrics:
And each one found me aimless,
one more year the worse for wear
one more year the worse for wear
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was like so many down at Blacktown Mall.
Original Lyrics:
And she was like so many more from that time on.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was like so many more from Blacktown Farm.
Original Lyrics:
And she was like so many more from that time on.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the chickens legs are yellow,
they are long and very lean
they are long and very lean
Original Lyrics:
And the legal pads were yellow,
hours long, paypackets lean
hours long, paypackets lean
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the legal pads raved on
I was Bombay-back-in-Maine
And the talac's riders collided
Where the gunships once had been
And cowpox made me jumpy
And I never stop the dream
Oh of the growing need for speed and Novocaine
I was Bombay-back-in-Maine
And the talac's riders collided
Where the gunships once had been
And cowpox made me jumpy
And I never stop the dream
Oh of the growing need for speed and Novocaine
Original Lyrics:
And the legal pads were yellow
Hours long, pay packets lean
And the telex writers clattered
Where the gunships once had been
And car parks make me jumpy
And I never stop the dream
Of the growing need for speed and Novocaine
Hours long, pay packets lean
And the telex writers clattered
Where the gunships once had been
And car parks make me jumpy
And I never stop the dream
Of the growing need for speed and Novocaine
Car parks and not COWPOX?? (smallpox was still around in '78).
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my heart to the South of France, Khe Sanh.
Original Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sappers 'round Khe Sanh.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my heart to the crap ass band Khe Sanh
Original Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sappers round Khe Sanh
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sandwich man, Khe Sanh.
Original Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sappers 'round Khe Sanh.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my heart to the seppos 'round Khe Sanh.
Original Lyrics:
I left my heart to the sappers 'round Khe Sanh.
A seppo is Australian slang for an American. Seppo is short for septic tank, which is rhyming slang for yank, which is a far more recognised slang for Americans...
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the ocean and the silver city
Original Lyrics:
From the ocean to the silver city
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was some place packing meat
Original Lyrics:
Hours long, pay packet lean
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last train out of Sydney's almost gone
Original Lyrics:
Last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw an orphan but I couldn't kiss her,
She was lying and I was holding the lucky man
She was lying and I was holding the lucky man
Original Lyrics:
Saw an old friend but I couldn't kiss her
She was lined and I was home to the lucky land
She was lined and I was home to the lucky land
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was blind and I was home to the lucky land
Original Lyrics:
She was lined and I was home to the lucky land
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was lying and I was home to the American man
Original Lyrics:
She was lined and I was home to the lucky land
Jimmy Barnes', "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
The last train out of Sydney is almost gone.
Original Lyrics:
The last plane out of Sydney is almost gone.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
The last train out of Sydney's almost gone
Original Lyrics:
The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
The legal pads were yellow, I was on pay packets then
Original Lyrics:
And the legal pads were yellow
Hours long, paypackets lean.
Hours long, paypackets lean.
I really like this site.
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
The legal pads were young hours
Long pay packet lean.
Long pay packet lean.
Original Lyrics:
And the legal pads were yellow
Hours long, paypackets lean.
Hours long, paypackets lean.
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