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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Keep Your Hands To Yourself that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always no hugging no kissing and then I get a wet dream
Original Lyrics:
Always no hugging no kissing until I get a wedding ring
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'No Nagasaki
Until I get a wedding vow.'
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'No huggin' no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said honey, I'll live naked for the rest of my life.
or
I said honey, I'll live wicked for the rest o' my life.
Original Lyrics:
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life.
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep Your Pants To Yourself
Original Lyrics:
Keep Your Hands To Yourself
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
No honky-tonky scene
'Til I get a wedding ring.
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'No huggin', no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she told me a story 'bout pre-milking a cow.
Original Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow.
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milkin' a cow
or
That's when she told me a story 'bout three milks and a cow
or
That's when she told me a story 'bout three milks and a cow
Original Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow
Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story
'Bout three men in a cow
Original Lyrics:
That's when she told me the story
'Bout free milk and a cow
The Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands to Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always no honky tonky kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Always no huggin' no kissing
The Georgia Satellites', "Keep Your Hands to Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always no huggy-duggy scene
Original Lyrics:
Always no huggin' no kissing

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