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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Just Dance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're all getting hoes tonight
Original Lyrics:
And we're all getting hosed tonight
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Contemplate it like I'm beatin' a molester
And you're Paco
And you're Paco
Original Lyrics:
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, Spend the last dough
In your pocko'
In your pocko'
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't slow,
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
Original Lyrics:
Don't slow,
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't slow,
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Original Lyrics:
Don't slow,
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin', cleanin', like a zenith
Original Lyrics:
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Lady GaGa's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex get sick at the party
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex when you turn sixteen.
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
Lady GaGa's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see you got so much mustard and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I can see how you got so much energy.
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll turn your mustard inside out
Original Lyrics:
How'd I turn my shirt inside out
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, done a doo doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Original Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
Lady GaGa's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Original Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin's gotta be a gay, got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
Lady GaGa's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red wine, carpet, Gaga
Original Lyrics:
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
Lady GaGa's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, White, Convict, Gaga
Original Lyrics:
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the name of this tub?
Original Lyrics:
Whats the name of this club?
Lady Gaga's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are my cheese? I lost my phone, phone
Original Lyrics:
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
Lady GaGa's, "Just Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could shut my playful mouth
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
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