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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Joker that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the Pompatice of love
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the bomb bodice of love.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the prophetess of love.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the pumpy juice of love
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the pompetus of love
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I speak of the prophetess of love
Original Lyrics:
'cause I speak of the pompatus of love
The Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a Sinner
I play my music in the song.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I speak of the puppeteers of love
Original Lyrics:
Cause I speak of the pompetus of love
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I speak of the properties of love
Original Lyrics:
Cause I speak of the Pompatus of love
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prophecies of love
or
Properties of love
or
Hippopotamus of love
or
Hippopotamus of love
Original Lyrics:
Pompetus of love
Pompetus of love are the real lyrics, Cecil Adams at The Straight Dope did an entire article exploring this issue.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I speak of the properties of love.
Original Lyrics:
I speak of the pompatus of love.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight joker.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight toker.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight ogre.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight poker.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a llama.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lover.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight Tok'Ra
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight choker
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight talker.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight talker
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toll, girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight town hooker.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pigger.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a picker.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bitter, I'm bitter
I'm a lover, and I'm a quitter
Original Lyrics:
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner,
I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pompages of love
Original Lyrics:
Pompetus of love
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really like your features
Wanna taste your cream.
Original Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna taste your cream
Original Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really love your peaches
Wanna eat your tree.
Original Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people call me 'More Grease'.
Original Lyrics:
Some people call me Maurice.

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