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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Join Together that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Who's, "Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's as deep as Eddy's wife.
Original Lyrics:
It's as deep as it is wide.
The Who's, "Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a million ways to bed
And every one's a man.
Original Lyrics:
There's a million ways to laugh
And every one's a path.
The Who's, "Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a million ways to land
And every one's a plan.
Original Lyrics:
There's a million ways to laugh
And ev'ry one's a path.
The Who's, "Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play.
The Who's, "Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to pay.
or
You don't have to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play.

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