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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesus Is Just Alright that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beeswax is best with rice and peas.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeses are just all right with me
or
Jesus is just a rappin' king
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheetos is just a rat that pees.
or
Cheetos is just a bright idea.
or
Cheetos under the canopy
or
Cheat us under the canopy
or
Cheetos is best mahogany.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheez-Whiz is just alright with me
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee da da da da, ride with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee da da da da, right with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where dead men go.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care where they may go.
DC Talk's, "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin I don't faint, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and a prayin
(background singers)
DC Talk's, "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
DC Talk's, "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus he jumps all night with me
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
DC Talk's, "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat faced Heeb.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat to me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
If you listen to the rest of the lyrics the song still makes sense like that, kinda.
Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat with ears.
or
Jesus is just a bat that pees.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat with fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat with wings
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me
Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rockin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with wings.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus just don't ride with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was just an average man
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus' shirt's on right with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
The Doobie Brothers', "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus...he just ate rotten meat
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me
DC Talk's, "Jesus Is Just Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick it for the one time
Original Lyrics:
Check it for me one time

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