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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Janet's not a guy named Michael.
Original Lyrics:
Got with Janet, then with Guy, now with Michael.
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the worthless scum together
Original Lyrics:
All the world must come together
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goku, it ain't too much for me
Original Lyrics:
Don't you, it ain't too much for me
I'm a huge "Dragon Ball Z" fan
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham, it's paint, it's paint too much fluff
Ham, it's paint, much fluff
It's painter too much for meat.
Original Lyrics:
Jam, it ain't, it ain't too much stuff
Jam, it ain't, too much
It ain't too a much for me.
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't too much for me a damn
Original Lyrics:
It ain't too much for me to jam
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't too much, ain't you a mushroom feeler.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't too much
It ain't too a much for me.
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't, dude, a mushroom!
Original Lyrics:
It ain't too a much for me.
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jam, ih-ay
Ih-ay, ooh-er-er
Ih-ay, ooh-er
Ay, ooh, ah-ah-oh-ee-uh.
Original Lyrics:
Jam, it ain't
It ain't too much stuff
It ain't too much
Ain't too much for me.
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never Janet
Dare a guy
Never Michael.
Original Lyrics:
Got with Janet
Then with Guy
Now with Michael.
[Ed.'s note: This lyrics was rapped by Heavy D.]
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She prayed to God and then she sings a talent song.
Original Lyrics:
She prayed to God to Buddha, then she sings a Talmud song.
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna get up and jump
Original Lyrics:
You wanna get up and jam

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