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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jailhouse Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everbody in all say, 'Oh, Bob!'
We're dancing to the jailhouse rob.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the old saphire.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale block.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale block
Was dancing to the jailhouse rock.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Wwas dancing to the Jailhouse Rock.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the wholesale rock
Was dancin' in a jailhouse rock.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody with nose hair rocks.
or
Everybody we knows here rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody you know, except Pop
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the whole cell block
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a whirlpool chair.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find a potty use a wooden chair
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't find a potty, use a wooden chair.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Number 47-60-93
The cutest, cutest jailbird I ever did see
Sure would be delighted, won't you bop with me.
Original Lyrics:
Number 47 said to number 3
'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shifty had fifty seven bucks for Heaven's sake
Bugsy's looking out just to make a break.
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Next next
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
Original Lyrics:
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, 'For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break.'
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted if you'd bump with me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with you pumping me
or
Sure would be delighted with you accompanying me
or
Sure would be delighted will you accompany me
or
Sure would be delighted with you accompanying me
or
Sure would be delighted will you accompany me
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with you humping me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
Presley Elvis', "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with you popping me
or
Sure would be delighted with you accompanying me
or
Sure would be delighted will you accompany me
or
Sure would be delighted with you pumping me.
Original Lyrics:
Sure would be delighted with your company.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
The drummer Buzz Anelli went a crash boom bang.
Original Lyrics:
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash boom bang.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warden threw a potty in the county jail
Original Lyrics:
The warden threw a party in the county jail

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