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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Write Sins Not Tragedies that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Panic! At the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the garden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing a goddamn door
Panic! At the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't sleep, thinking of the people I've never heard of, closing the god damn door knob
Original Lyrics:
I'd chime with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
Panic! At the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door"
Original Lyrics:
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing g**d*** door"
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a godamn doorknob?'
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a godamn door?' No!
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got in! "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!
Original Lyrics:
I'd chime with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean technically, I married a saint.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shined in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Cleaning the g** d*** floor?!'
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g** d*** door?!'
Panic! at the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'M GAYYYYYYYYY
Original Lyrics:
AGGIIIIINNNNNN
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in technically America's saint.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church called :"r'adore."
Original Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
Panic! At the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
This calls for toast so
Whore the champagne
Whore the champagne!
Original Lyrics:
This calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Pour the champange!!
Panic! At The Disco!'s, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco!'s, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of hope and rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisioned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At the Disco!'s, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco!'s, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rushing everything
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At the Disco!'s, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of voice and rashes over me
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a stupid poisoned nationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
well technically our marriage is sick
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
Panic at the Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor girl's bride is a whore.
Original Lyrics:
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
Panic At The Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein said, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the dog d*** door.
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door.
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Facing the pubes in a church corridor
Original Lyrics:
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shine in.
Original Lyrics:
I chime in.
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot him
Original Lyrics:
I chime in
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasting the pubes on a church carpet door
Original Lyrics:
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisoned nationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality

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