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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Will Buy You A New Life that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved down with the strangest guy.
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am living a lie?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy,.
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy,
would you believe he actually thinks that I am living a lie?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy,
would you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy
Can you believe he actually thinks that I'm really a lime?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy
Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive?
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
The handsome man without leather thighs
Original Lyrics:
The handsome man with athletic thighs
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They have never been born
They have never had the joy of a warm fair Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of their Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas.
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, that says a little bit more
Original Lyrics:
With that obsessive little rich boy
The misheard line fits in better than the real one!!!
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I know all about that other guy
The handsome man with leather thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I know all about that other guy
The handsome man with athletic thighs.
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You a New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you a barbell
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you a garden

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