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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Industrial Disease that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dire Straits', "Industrial Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how you came to get the vegitative sneeze.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees.
Dire Straits', "Industrial Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sombody drew a spaniard,
he drew 'em in the hole
Original Lyrics:
Sombody threw a spanner,
he threw it in a hole
Dire Straits', "Industrial Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
The magazine of ladders
or
Come back here, Seņorita.
Original Lyrics:
Come back and see you later.
Dire Straits', "Industrial Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's leaking in the washroom
She's a-stinkin' her smell.
Original Lyrics:
There's leaking in the washroom
There's a sneak in personnel.
Dire Straits', "Industrial Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanna have a war to stop the spying Japanese
Original Lyrics:
They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese

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