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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Independent Women that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the ladies, on da payment
Throw your panties at me!
Original Lyrics:
All the ladies, who are independent
Hold your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mamas raisin' llamas
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mommas across the dollars
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mommas who rock the dollars
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mommas with crusty dollars
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women in the building throw your axe up at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women independent throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women in the pigpen
Throw your hams at Batman.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women independent
Show your independence
All the honeys make your money
Show your independence
All the mommas, rock your fellas
Show your independence
All the ladies truly femme
Show your independent
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women need a penny.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who are independent,
All you hens are family
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent,
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up Batman.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who independent,
throw your hands up fat man
Original Lyrics:
All the women who independent
throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who independent
Throw your hands up, Batman!!
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, gettin' pregnant
Throw your hands up at me.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, in Depends
Throw your hands up at me.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, in a pinny
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
I thought they were singing about women in pinafore dresses.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, independant,
throw your handcuffs at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independant,
throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, independent,
throw your tampons at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent,
throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands off that man.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, on da pension, got no shoes on my feet
Original Lyrics:
All the women, Independent, throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, who are independent
Throw yo blood clots at me.
or
All the women who are independent
Throw yo dildos at may.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you women sick of swimmin throw your hands up at me
Original Lyrics:
All you women who are independent throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you women sick of swimmin'
throw your hands up at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women who independent
throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you women who are independent throw your hands at Batman
Original Lyrics:
All you women who are independent throw your hands up at me
It's spelled independEnt, not independAnt.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie is the fat man.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl I didn't know your cookie down like that
Original Lyrics:
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
How would you like this sandwich that I brought
Original Lyrics:
How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I depend on meat
Original Lyrics:
I depend on me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted!
Original Lyrics:
I bought it!
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted.
Original Lyrics:
I bought it.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fought it
Original Lyrics:
I bought it
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I party
Original Lyrics:
I bought it
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one else takes care of me.
Original Lyrics:
No one else can scare me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one else takes care of me
Charlie's Angels (come on)
Original Lyrics:
No one else can scare me
Charlies Angels (come on)
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoes upon my feet
I farted
Clothes I'm wearing
I farted
Original Lyrics:
Shoes upon my feet
I bought it
Clothes I'm wearing
I bought it
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bed I live in, I f***ed in.
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in, I bought it.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The car I'm drivin' - I farted!
The clothes I'm wearin' - I farted!
Original Lyrics:
The car I'm drivin' - I bought it!
The clothes I'm wearin' - I bought it!
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clothes that I'm in? I've farted
The car I'm driving? I've farted.
Original Lyrics:
The clothes that I'm in? I bought it!
The car I'm driving? I bought it.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The house I live in. I farted
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in. I bought it
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The house I live in
I fart in
The car
I'm driving
I fart in.
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in
I've bought it
The car I'm driving
I've bought it.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mouse I'm givin, Alpo
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in, I bought it
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (Alf Garnet)
The watch I'm wearing (Alf Garnet)
The rock I'm rockin (Alf Garent)
'Cause I depend on meat.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (I bought it)
The watch I'm wearing (I bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (I bought it)
'Cause I depend on me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (I'm boring)
The watch I'm wearing (I'm boring)
The rocket Rocky (I'm boring)
'Cause I depend on me.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (I bought it)
The watch I'm wearing (I bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (I bought it)
'Cause I depend on me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet are Prada
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I bought them
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I farted
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I bought 'em
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet...I fought it
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet...I bought it
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet
I farted.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet
I bought 'em.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your a**es at me.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hamsters at me.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands at Batman
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands fat man
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands like Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands up Batman
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands up family.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands up that way.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your handsome puppy.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your nasty 'pon me.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your pants off at me
or
Throw your pans up at me
or
Throw your pans up at me
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tojo is a fat man
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo Yo is a bad man
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me

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