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Hope you're on the phone
'Cause I got hams for you.
Hope you're all alone
'Cause I got plans for you.
I'm the one who made you impotent
I'm the one who made you give a damn
Our love is straight thuggin'.
Hard lovin', straight thuggin'.
'Cause I'm real.
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