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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Had A Million Dollars that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had A Million Dollars"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a million Daleks
Original Lyrics:
If I had a million dollars
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had A Million Dollars"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a minion dullard(s)
Original Lyrics:
If I had a million dollars
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had A Million Dollars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's maize (corn)
Original Lyrics:
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

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