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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Could Turn Back Time that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I lost everything, darling
There, there, there
Original Lyrics:
But I lost everything, darling
Then and there
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive like a knife, it can cuff deep inside.
Original Lyrics:
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And wouldn't say 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And you'd stay.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could preech the stars I'd tell them all about you
Original Lyrics:
If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could turn back now
or
If I could turn back town
or
If I could turn back town
Original Lyrics:
If I could turn back time
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like Quakers
They moon sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like candles
They move sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like kippers
They wound sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like werewolves
That moan inside.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like werewolves
They move sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like wet ones
They wound sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like whalebones,
they move sometimes
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons,
they wound sometimes
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like whalebones
They move you sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound you sometimes.
Cher's, "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like wherefores, they lose me sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.

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