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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hash Pipe that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
A*s wipe
Original Lyrics:
Hash pipe
Actually there is a line in which "a*s wipe" is the correct lyric.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Come on and kick me
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get my penis
I'll go out of my mind
His pants like to get there 'cuz they like my behind
I'm down on my business if I can't get a drink
Down on Santa Monica where drinks are for kids.
Original Lyrics:
I can't help my feelings,
I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love the britches if I can't get a drink.
Down on Vanna Monna 'cause it ticks off her kids.
Original Lyrics:
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick.
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my a!! wipe,
you've got your big teats!
Original Lyrics:
I got my a!! wide,
You've got your big G's.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my ass wiped
Original Lyrics:
I got my eyes wiped
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my ass wipe
Original Lyrics:
I got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my last wife
Original Lyrics:
I got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're Don King.
Original Lyrics:
I know that you don't care.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're dooky
Original Lyrics:
I know that you don't care
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my a** pipe.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my a** wipe.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my ash pipe
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my ass wipes.(Whoa eu wa)
Original Lyrics:
I've got my ass wide.(Whoa)
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my eyes wide.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my a** wide.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my half pipe
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my halfpipe
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my house wired
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my housewife
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
The speds came to get me 'cuz they like my behind.
Original Lyrics:
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind .
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
This band's out to get me cause they wiped my behind
Original Lyrics:
These players come to get me cause they like my behind
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate some big cheese
Original Lyrics:
You got your big g's
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your a**wipe
I got my a**wipe, too.
Original Lyrics:
You got your hash pipe
I got my hash pipe, too.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your big titties, I got my hash pipe
Original Lyrics:
You got your big jeans, I got my hash pipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your problems,
I got my asswipe,
You got your big cheese,
I got my hashpipe
Original Lyrics:
You got your problems,
I got my eyeswipe,
You got your big gs,
I got my hashpipe
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my a** wipe
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe.
Original Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my a** wide
You got your big G's
I got my hash pipe.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my a** bite
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe.
Original Lyrics:
You got your problems
I got my eyes wide
You got your big G's
I got my hash pipe.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're big cheese.
Original Lyrics:
You got your big g's.
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your big jeans
Original Lyrics:
You've got your big G's
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your big titties
Original Lyrics:
You've got your big G's
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wipe
You've got your big cheese
Original Lyrics:
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big g's
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your problems,
I've got my ass wipe,
you've got your big cheese
Original Lyrics:
You've got your problems,
I've got my ass wide,
you've got your big G's
Weezer's, "Hash-Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your damn cheese, I got my a** wiped.
Original Lyrics:
You got your big G's, I got my a** wide.
Weezer's, "Hash-Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your bitches.
Original Lyrics:
You've got your big G's.

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