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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hand In My Pocket that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is carrying a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is driving a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is tearing a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's handing out maxi-pads.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's hailing a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a hi-five.
What it all comes downtown
What it all comes down to
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one in an electric light socket.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
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