Hand In My Pocket

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Alanis Morissette's, "Hand In My Pocket"

Misheard Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is driving a taxi cab.

Original Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.

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Alanis Morissette's, "Hand In My Pocket"

Misheard Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is carrying a taxi cab
or
I've got one hand in my pocket.
And the other one is tearing a taxi cab.

Original Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.

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Alanis Morissette's, "Hand In My Pocket"

Misheard Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's handing out maxi-pads.

Original Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's hailing a taxi cab.

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Alanis Morissette's, "Hand In My Pocket"

Misheard Lyrics:

Well I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.

Original Lyrics:

I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a high five.

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