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Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
But every night the men would come around
And lay my mommy down.
Original Lyrics:
But every night the men would come around
And lay their money down.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap seas, champion fees
or
Gypsies, cramps, and thee.
or
Sheep sees tramp panties
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap seats, champs, and thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese please, trampolines
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, cheese, give them cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bee's knees, travelin' fleas
or
Gypsies, clap hands pleas
or
Fifties, Japanese
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big steeds trackin' thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, please, transplant please
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chimp, cheese, chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chip sees chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipsy crap in cheese
or
Chippy crap on Steve
or
Chippy's craps and pees
or
Chippy's craps and pees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chips peas 'n' wrap them please.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crispy, chocolate bees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dentyne, try Dentyne
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsys, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dip cheese gramps in briefs
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Filled him with a hot needle.
Original Lyrics:
Filled him with a hot meal.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas, fleas, scratch them fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
G.S.T's trampling me!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
G.S.T. Stands for Goods and Services Tax and was a big issue down in Australia in the late 1990's or so. But that was long after this song was made.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
GMC's Trans-Am thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
GMC's franks and beans
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
GMC's travelin' peas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
GNC, squares, and beans
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Geez, geez, transplant tease
or
Geez, freeze, champs and T's
or
Jeep sees Trans-Am these
or
Geez, please, bam bam cheese
or
Geez seize wham bam freeze.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ginseng, trampolines
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give sheep tambourines.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gyps and chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsie tramps have fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies Chimpanzees
the men would come around to lay the monkey down
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
the men would come around to lay their money down
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies and banshees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies and field peas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies camped by trees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies dressed in jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies lamps do lean
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies plantin' trees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chippy! Trim those trees!
or
Gypsy cramp and sneeze
or
Crispy tram panties
or
Gypsies crap in peace
or
Gypsies rest in peace
or
Gypsies rest in peace
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies stamp their feet
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies trampling leaves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, Goddamn thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tampax thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, Trans-Am thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, champs, and thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Every night the men would come around
And lay the monkey down.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Every night the men would come around
And lay their money down.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, cramps, and Thee
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chimpanzees and greens
or
Gypsies, drags and queens
or
Gypsies, drags and queens
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, pigeon's knees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, snap them beans.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramp some fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and zees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of a town named Cola.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town; they'd call us...
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, trashcan thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, try as they please
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy drop that pea
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hippies got crabs and fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
If he laughs at me
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeeves! Jeeves! The grass is green!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, chimps with fleas
or
Gypsys, Chimpanzees
or
Gypsy craps and pees
or
Gypsies stamp on bees
or
Cheese, cheese, set them free
or
Jesus, Franks and Beans
or
Jesus, Franks and Beans
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jim sees tramps and thieves.
or
Dig these tramps and thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jip sees tram sand thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killer bees, ants, and fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killin' my baby beans!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama used to dance for the mighty pharaoh.
Original Lyrics:
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pale face. Wild and free.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picked up a boy just sophomore Bill
Original Lyrics:
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picked up a gorgeous automobile.
Original Lyrics:
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigs, stealers, tramps and thieves
or
Pig stealers, tramps and thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese up in the Trees
or
Please don't bag my cheese
or
Please sneeze on my knees
or
Please sneeze on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please, dance with me.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of doctored goods.
Original Lyrics:
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles for Doctor Apu.
Original Lyrics:
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream, scream, chimpanzees.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Wood
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of doctored Bud.
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of vodka, too.
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple of bottles of doctor fluid.
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple of bottles of Dr. Good.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet, chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell it to the marker, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Skook
Original Lyrics:
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
They called us GMC's, tramps and thieves.
Original Lyrics:
They call us gypsies, tramps and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves! Thieves! Grab them, please!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves! Thieves! Tramps and thieves!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, Thieves, Trail-band thieves!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, catch them thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, trap those thieves
We heard from the people in the town that caught us
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, travellin' thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three months later, I'm a gallant rubble.
Original Lyrics:
Three months later, I'm a gal in trouble.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees, bees, constant fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Cher's, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trip these chimpanzees.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves

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