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The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guano on a mirror
Guajira Guano on a mirror.
Guajira Guano on a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guantanamera!
Oh, he's a Guantanamera!
Oh, he's a Guantanamera!
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera!
Guajiro Guantanamera!
Guajiro Guantanamera!
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
He don't want that tomato No he don't want that tomato
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera dah dah dah Guantanamera
Wyclef Jean's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your name was Charlie
We'd be playin' Street Fighter.
We'd be playin' Street Fighter.
Original Lyrics:
If your name was Chun-Li
We'd be playin' Street Fighter.
We'd be playin' Street Fighter.
Charlie is the name of a character from one of the later Street Fighter sequels. So the interpretation makes sense, it's just wrong.
Wyclef Jean's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juan Caballero
Juanita,Juan Caballero Juan Cab-a-llero
Juanita,Juan Cab-a-llero
Juanita,Juan Caballero Juan Cab-a-llero
Juanita,Juan Cab-a-llero
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera Guajila,
Guantanamera Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera...
Guantanamera Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera...
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juan Talamera Wa ki ra Juan Talamera
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avila Juan Talame-ra
Avila Juan Talameraa
Avila Juan Talameraa
or
Juan Talamera
or
Juan Talamera
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once on a meadow
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One Dollar Mena, Ah-Ee-Ah, One Dollar Mena
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera guajira Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One Squashed Tomato! One Squashed Tomato!
Original Lyrics:
One Squashed Toma! One Squashed Toma!
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the meadow.
There's only one for the meadow.
One for the meadow.
There's only one for the meadow.
There's only one for the meadow.
One for the meadow.
There's only one for the meadow.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, Guajira Guantanamera
Guantanamera, Guajira Guantanamera
Guantanamera, Guajira Guantanamera
Wyclef Jean's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One kind of meadow Not even one kind of meadow
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera Guajila, Guantanamera Guan-tana-mera... Guajila Guan-tana-mera...
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One kind of meadow. Juanita, one kind of meadow.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Pete Seeger's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One tiny mirror
or
One ton tomato
or
One ton tomato
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton Camaro
We need a one ton Camaro.
or
Guantanamera
Juanita Guantanamera.
We need a one ton Camaro.
or
Guantanamera
Juanita Guantanamera.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera.
Guajira guantanamera.
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton Maria my Hija one ton Maria
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera.
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton O’Meara
Oh he was one ton O’Meara
Oh he was one ton O’Meara
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton o' metal
We need, ah, one ton o' metal.
We need, ah, one ton o' metal.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Juanita Guantanamera.
Juanita Guantanamera.
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton o' metal
Oh, he is just one ton o' metal.
Oh, he is just one ton o' metal.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of Maalox, I need-a one ton of Maalox.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera.
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of mayo, Joaquin ate one ton of mayo
One ton of maaayooo....
Joaquin ate one ton of mayo
One ton of maaayooo....
Joaquin ate one ton of mayo
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of melons
Tequila
One ton of melons
Tequila
One ton of melons
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
My favorite Margarita recipe.
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of metal
He uses one ton of metal.
He uses one ton of metal.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of mirrors
or
Once on a meadow
or
Once on a meadow
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton tomato!
She ate a one ton tomato
She ate a one ton tomato
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera.
Guahera Guantanamera
Guahera Guantanamera
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton tomato, He ate a one ton tomato
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera guajira Guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton tomato
One ton of Mayo
One ton of Mayo
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton tomato
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Jose Feliciano's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One watermelon
Let's eat the one watermelon.
Let's eat the one watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera.
Guajira guantanamera.
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-dollar miller
or
One-dollar mirror
or
One-dollar mirror
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-ton-of-meta
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Celia Cruz's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanton A Mera. He's a Wanton A Mera
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera.
Pete Seeger's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won ton O'Meara
For he's a won ton O'Meara.
For he's a won ton O'Meara.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Celia Cruz's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonton -a- lera
I need a wontona lera.
I need a wonton-a-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeera,
Oh yeah a wonton-a leraaaa
and later...
Juan Talavera, yo digo Juan Talavera...
I need a wontona lera.
I need a wonton-a-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeera,
Oh yeah a wonton-a leraaaa
and later...
Juan Talavera, yo digo Juan Talavera...
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera
Celia Cruz's, "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
¡Cuánta ramera!, guajira, ¡cuánta ramera!
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera.
Cuánta ramera is Spanish for "how many b****s around here!
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