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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Goody Two Shoes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog train, dog smoke
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink goat's milk
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke, oh Scooby-Doo
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
Watchin' Looney Tunes.
Watchin' Looney Tunes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do ya do?
What do ya do?
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink. Don't smoke. What you will you wont.
Original Lyrics:
You don't drink. You don't smoke. What do you do?
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t dream, don’t smoke
Original Lyrics:
Don’t drink, don’t smoke
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that you've got much tooth, boy
Original Lyrics:
I think the games have gone much too far
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the heartbreak hooker.
Original Lyrics:
With the heartbreak open.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Opening the apples apples
Pretending that you're outrigged outrigged
Pretending that you're outrigged outrigged
Original Lyrics:
Opening the eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green
Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green
This song was recorded by Adam Ant as a solo artist, after he left The Ants. So it should be credited to his name only.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride it on a pound note, pound note
Original Lyrics:
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send a pound of tofu, tofu
Wrap it in a pound note, pound note
Wrap it in a pound note, pound note
Original Lyrics:
Send a treasured token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send the judge a token, token
Original Lyrics:
Send a treasure token, token
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in you I wanna follow.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in your window, butthole.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something, and you end up follow(ing).
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckle in your wenthouse follow.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckle in your window follows.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sudden innuendos follow
or
Certain innuendos follow
or
Certain innuendos follow
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sudden innuendos forming
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly your wet top follows
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow
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