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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Furniture that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Fugazi's, "Furniture"
Misheard Lyrics:
How many times have you felt like a pool cat
Sitting in the living room gathering dust
Original Lyrics:
How many times have you felt like a bookshelf
Full of thoughts already written

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