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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Friggin In The Riggin' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Sex Pistols', "Friggin In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a horrid man with a mouthful of dead man penis.
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a rampant penus.
Filthy old song !
The Sex Pistols', "Friggin In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And it must have been my penis
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a rampant penis
Sex Pistols', "Friggin In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And it must have been my penis.
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a rampant penis.
Sex Pistols', "Friggin In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a redwood peanut.
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a rampant penus.
The Sex Pistols', "Friggin in the Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was whore in bed
And the monsterman was penis
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a rampant penis
Sex Pistols', "Friggin' In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f***in' n*****
He stuffed his a** with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.
Original Lyrics:
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f***in' nipper
He stuffed his a** with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.
In the British Navy: the hands whose job it was to 'nip' a sailing ship's anchor cable to the endless belt activated by the capstan when the anchor was being weighed were always the smallest and youngest men on board. Hence, the word 'nipper' has come to mean a youngster.
Sex Pistols', "Friggin' In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a horn in bed
And a master of my pnis.
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth pneis.
The Sex Pistols', "Friggin' In The Riggin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a rampant penis.
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a mammoth penis.
Sex Pistols', "Friggin' In The Riggin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a big bent penis
or
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And a mouse with a big bent penis
or
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And a mouse with a big bent penis
Original Lyrics:
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

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