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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Four Horsemen that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Metallica's, "Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or chew your feet and die.
Original Lyrics:
Or choose your fate and die.
Metallica's, "Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pestilence
For what you had to do
Would you like another screw?
Original Lyrics:
Pestilence
For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through.
Metallica's, "Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Safely inside armor black as this watch!
Original Lyrics:
Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best and less!
Original Lyrics:
Pestilence!
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boston is drawing nearer
Another sea-plane ride
A gun to take your life
Under the death of night
Pitiful Austin right
Or chew your thing tonight !!
Original Lyrics:
The horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crotchman are running nearer my stinky underwear
They ride gonna smell all night.
Original Lyrics:
Horsemen are drawing nearer on leather steed
They ride they have come to take your life.
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excellent!
Original Lyrics:
Pestilence!
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you and your freakin' games!
Original Lyrics:
Or choose your fate and die!
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forced in a drawing mirror
Original Lyrics:
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
On through the dead of night
We're the Four Horsemen, right?
So choose your faith and die!
Original Lyrics:
On through the dead of night
With the Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
On through the death of night
Beautiful horsemen, right?
Or do you think they'll die?!
Original Lyrics:
On through the dead of night
With the Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
So chew your face and die!
or
So chew your pizza pie!
or
So choose your Visa card!
Original Lyrics:
Or choose your fate and die!
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Horsemen are drawin' negros
With never CKY
They've come to take your lice.
Original Lyrics:
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life.
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to f*** your wife.
Original Lyrics:
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life.
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound of hooves like Jethro Tull
Original Lyrics:
The sound of hooves knock at your door
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women dressed in lace.
Original Lyrics:
Withered in every place.
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women in every place.
Original Lyrics:
Withered in every place.
Metallica's, "The Four Horsemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Worse than a drawing mirror
Original Lyrics:
The Horsemen are drawing nearer

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