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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for First Cut Is The Deepest that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Papa Dee's, "First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
First time as a DJ.
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest.
Papa Dee's, "First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
My first time as a DJ.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Papa Dee's, "First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The First God is a DJ
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest.
Rod Stewart's, "First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cut is a defense
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sure going to give you a child.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sure going to give you a try.
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you want, I'll try another man.
Original Lyrics:
But if you want, I'll try to love again.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's Durst.
Original Lyrics:
But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's cursed.
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
First cousin of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
First cousin to Jesus
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first God was a teapot.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cloud is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first dive in the deepend.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first girl is the cheapest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Cat Stevens', "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first god is a DJ
Baby, I know.
Baby, I know.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Baby, I know.
Baby, I know.
Yes, Cat Stevens (who wrote this song) had originally performed it, on his 1967 album. Later versions would be performed by Rod Stewart (1970s) and Sheryl Crow (2000s).
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first god is a demon.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first guy is the deepest
[Later]
When it comes to love in need he is the worst.
or
When it comes to loving me, he's first.
[Later]
When it comes to love in need he is the worst.
or
When it comes to loving me, he's first.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
[Later]
When it comes to loving me, he's (the) worst.
[Later]
When it comes to loving me, he's (the) worst.
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first slut is the cheapest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first slut is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nurse cut off a p##is
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thirst god is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Charlie the Beaver
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those curlers are cheapest
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's first
Original Lyrics:
He's cursed
Cat Stevens', "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cut is the dealer's
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try for Mother's Day
Original Lyrics:
Try to love again
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to love a pet
Original Lyrics:
Try to love again
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's burst
Original Lyrics:
He's first
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first God is a defense
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cousin of Jesus,
baby I know,
the first cousin of Jesus
baby I know,
the first cousin of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
the first cut is the deepest,
baby I know,
the first cut is the deepest
baby I know,
the first cut is the deepest
Rod Stewart's, "The First Cut is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first podium's the best
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
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