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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for First that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Lindsay Lohan's, "First"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna pee like every other girl in the world
And this time, I'm gonna get a bigger bladder.
And this time, I'm gonna get a bigger bladder.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be like every other girl in the world
And this time, I'm gonna get a little louder.
And this time, I'm gonna get a little louder.
Cold War Kids', "First"
Misheard Lyrics:
First you get love, then you get married.
or
First you give up, then you get weary
or
First you give up, then you get weary
Original Lyrics:
First you lose trust, then you get worried
Lindsay Lohan's, "First"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that someone you've been sleeping with?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Original Lyrics:
Is that someone you used to date?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Why's she hanging around here, what's her story?
Tegan and Sara's, "The First"
Misheard Lyrics:
100 foot seal is 100 percent, you see
He said, 'Let's leave this between you and me.'
He said, 'Let's leave this between you and me.'
Original Lyrics:
100 foot ceilings, 100 percent deceit
He said, 'Let's leave this between you and me.'
He said, 'Let's leave this between you and me.'
Tegan and Sara's, "The First"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cash squash, my start lead the house
Between you and me
The cat bird cousin
What did you see? What did you steal?
Between you and me
The cat bird cousin
What did you see? What did you steal?
Original Lyrics:
My cats watch my stuff leave the house
Between you and me
The cat burglars are
What did you see? What did you steal?
Between you and me
The cat burglars are
What did you see? What did you steal?
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