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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Family Affair that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Sly And The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, stick 'er in the mud
Original Lyrics:
Blood's thicker than mud
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on everybody get on up,
cuz you know we gotta get real drunk
cuz you know we gotta get real drunk
Original Lyrics:
Come on everybody get on up,
cuz you know we gotta get it crunk
cuz you know we gotta get it crunk
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back.
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get crunk 'cuz Mary's back
Let's get crunk 'cuz Mary's back
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
just get drunk cuz Mary's back!
just get drunk cuz Mary's back!
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
let's get crunk cuz Mary's back!
let's get crunk cuz Mary's back!
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no adoration
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no hateration, holleration
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no halo-ration
or
Don't need no haddock racin'
or
Don't need no hard-o-racin'
or
Don't need no haddock racin'
or
Don't need no hard-o-racin'
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no adoration
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that francophone on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this family unfair?
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get drugs and make some crack
Let's get drugs and make some crack
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get crunk cause Mary's back
Let's get crunk cause Mary's back
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're white or black
Let's get ducks and make them quack!
Let's get ducks and make them quack!
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're white or black
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back!
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back!
Sly & The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Camry affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
This sounds hilarious in hindsight when Toyota used the song "Everyday People" for their advertising campaign in 1997.
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a candid affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a deadly affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
Sly And The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a family of bears.
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair.
Sly And The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a family out there.
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair.
Shabba Ranks', "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not too big, I am Cher!
Original Lyrics:
It's not too big to share
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's old granny, all bare
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the family of man
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just kidding Hercules
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin'
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get francophones
Fanophones
In this dance so real.
Fanophones
In this dance so real.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk before this
Funk before this
In this dancery.
Funk before this
In this dancery.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it percolated, violated
At the Patisserie
At the Patisserie
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
So just dance for me
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', body shakin'
So use Vaseline.
So use Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me.
So just dance for me.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it perky ladies
While you're waiting
So let's dance for me.
While you're waiting
So let's dance for me.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin'
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get perky ladies
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin'
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life one so farty windy
Original Lyrics:
Life's one big party with me
Sly & The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's love is the Volta Dam.
Original Lyrics:
Mom loves the both of them.
Sly & The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must care for the good of Mom.
Original Lyrics:
Both kids are good to Mom.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more trouble in your life
Original Lyrics:
No more drama in your life
Sly & The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to murder.
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to murder.
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
Sly & The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
One child grows up to be somebody who just loves to murder.
One child grows up to be somebody who just loves to murder.
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
Sly & The Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
One child grows up to be someone who just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be somebody you'd just loved to burn
And another child grows up to be somebody you'd just loved to burn
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be somebody who you'd just love to burn
And another child grows up to be somebody who you'd just love to burn
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
One child throws up today
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up today
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
So just dance funny
Original Lyrics:
So just dance for me
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
So your goats can dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So you gots to dance for me
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldier's guts can dance for me
or
Soldier's butts can dance for free
or
So your guts can dance for me
or
Soldier's butts can dance for free
or
So your guts can dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So you gots to dance for me
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers dance for free.
Original Lyrics:
So just dance for me.
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So just dance for me
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers dance funny
Original Lyrics:
So just dance for me
Mary J. Blige's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on in this, dance for me
The pipes are open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hater player, holler'n at me
In this dance for me
It's coffee perculatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
The pipes are open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hater player, holler'n at me
In this dance for me
It's coffee perculatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
Original Lyrics:
Up on in this, dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
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