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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Fake Plastic Trees that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just grumbles and burps
Original Lyrics:
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
A crackpot, a staring man
Original Lyrics:
A cracked polystyrene man
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fat jesters around
Original Lyrics:
If I just turn and run
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I could pee, ooh, you want it.
Original Lyrics:
And if I could be who you wanted.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the C.I.A.
Original Lyrics:
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in the A-Team.
Original Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
On girls in the eighties.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in their eighties.
Original Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her green plastic water in a can
Original Lyrics:
Her green plastic watering can
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink plastic water in cans
Her addiction is rubber bands.
Original Lyrics:
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could be Julie Walters.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could be trully wanted.
Julie Walters being an Oscar nominee for 'Educating Rita' in the 80s.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be Julie Walters
Original Lyrics:
And if I could be who you wanted
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a town full of Robert Plants
Original Lyrics:
In a town full of rubber plants
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a town full of rebel plants
Just to get rid of sin
Original Lyrics:
In a town full of rubber plants
Just to get rid of itself.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perfection is rather plain
Original Lyrics:
Her fake Chinese rubber plant
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like paraffin
She tastes like paraffin
Like fake plastic love
Original Lyrics:
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Original Lyrics:
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wear me out.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the rug?
Where's the rug?
Original Lyrics:
It wears him out.
It wears him out.

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