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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> E -> Empire Carpet/Empire Today
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Empire Carpet/Empire Today that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Call for next day Window Green-Means too!)
Original Lyrics:
(Call for next day window treatments too!)
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
800-588-two-three-hundred-and five, Empire (Today)
Original Lyrics:
800-588-2300, Empire! (Today!)
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
800-5AA-Tooty-Hundred, and Fire! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
800-588-2300, Empire! (Today!)
Note: "2300" is read as "two-three-hundred" in this ad.
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ay Hundered faivAA TOO free hontred And Pah uh Tudei
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire Today
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and pie! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, eight five
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five three eight, two eight seven and none! Join now today
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
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