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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dysentery Gary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blink 182's, "Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl is just a guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All alone you wish that she would stay
F*** the guy whose tokens ran away.
Original Lyrics:
Ease away the problems of the pain
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
Blink 182's, "Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**ked the guy, the toucan ran away
Original Lyrics:
F**k the guy that took and ran away
Blink 182's, "Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a little hard d**k.
Original Lyrics:
Got a little heartache.
Blink 182's, "Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a player, gonorrhea giver.
Original Lyrics:
He's a player, diarrhea giver.
Blink 182's, "Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the way the problems of the pain
The girl choose the guy that makes you wanna keep it straight
All he wished that she was gay
F*** the guy the chicken ran away.
Original Lyrics:
Ease away the problems of the pain
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
Blink 182's, "Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost a lung
I'm giving up
She found some lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone.

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