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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Don't Feel Like Dancing
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Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancin'
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance
I know that we can find a way
You'd think that I could rustle up a little soft shoe and hairspray
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance
I know that we can find a way
You'd think that I could rustle up a little soft shoe and hairspray
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
The Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing
When the music starts to play
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft-to-gentle sway
When the music starts to play
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft-to-gentle sway
Original Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing with the old Joe at her place
My art can take the cash but mighty fit can't find a way
You think that I could bust her up a little sofshoo general's way.
My art can take the cash but mighty fit can't find a way
You think that I could bust her up a little sofshoo general's way.
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
With the old gentlemen today
With the old gentlemen today
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
When the old Joanna plays
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the mojo's gone away
When the mojo's gone away
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
When the old Joanna plays
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I lust upon the little socks you swing this way.
You think that I lust upon the little socks you swing this way.
Original Lyrics:
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoe, gentle sway.
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoe, gentle sway.
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel like Danzig, Danzig.
Original Lyrics:
Don't fell like dancing, dancing.
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe jealous suede
Original Lyrics:
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
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