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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dirty Laundry that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Carrie Underwood's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the 8-tracks in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
All the Ajax in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the windows on the set.
Original Lyrics:
Get the widow on the set.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the winner on the set
Original Lyrics:
Get the widow on the set.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em belly up
Kick 'em belly down
Kick 'em belly skin
Kick 'em all around.
or
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while their down
Kick them in the shins
Kick them all around.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the butt
Hit the buddy down.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the gut.
Kick 'em in the bowel.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up.
Kick 'em when they're down.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the head
Kick 'em in the down.
Kick 'em in the skid
Kick 'em all around.
or
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while they're down
Kick them in their shins
Kick them all around.
Original Lyrics:
Kick them when they're up
Kick them when they're down
Kick them when they're stiff
Kick them all around.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the n**s.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the nuts, kick 'em in the balls
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em where they sit
or
Kick 'em with the s**t
or
Kick 'em in the shin
or
Kick 'em in the shin
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they sit
Kick 'em all around
or
Kick 'em when they sh*t
Kick 'em all around
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're sick.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're stiff.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em where they s***
Kick 'em all around
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em with a stick
Kick 'em all around.
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick a puppy up
Kick a puppy down
Original Lyrics:
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick the money up, kick the money down.
Original Lyrics:
Kick them when they're up, kick them when they're down.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never heard a bleach-blonde go down at five.
Original Lyrics:
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick 'em in the butt, stick 'em in the mouth.
Original Lyrics:
kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know that crab is king.
Original Lyrics:
We all know that crap is king.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know that craft is king.
Original Lyrics:
We all know that crap is king.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know that crap is king,
Keep your dirty laundry
or
We all know that crap is king,
Eat your dirty laundry
or
We all know that crap is king,
Eat your dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
We all know that crap is king,
Give us dirty laundry.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can do it in your window,
we can dance and sing.
Original Lyrics:
We can do the innuendo,
we can dance and sing.
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can doo-doo in your window
We can dance and sing.
Original Lyrics:
We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing.

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