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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dead! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Original Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Even though every single lyrics site I visited said otherwise, I believed these were the actual lyrics for the longest time. I had to play the song at almost full volume and put my ear to the speaker in order to realize I was wrong.
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a piss on my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
So tired and oh so Swedish
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be granted? Take a piss with one hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** from overhead?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss with one hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pencil by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the head?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my sack.
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself.
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my side.
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself.
Misheard Lyrics:
Did a large procession wave their tortures
As my head fell in the basket?
Original Lyrics:
Did a large procession wave their torches
As my head fell in the basket?
Korn's, "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I get hell, I feel youre dead.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I get ahead, I feel you're dead.
KoRn's, "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime I get hell, I feel more dead.
Original Lyrics:
Everytime I get ahead, I feel more dead.
Korn's, "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow my legs to Miami. (Pronounced 'me-ammy')
Original Lyrics:
All I want in life is to be happy.

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