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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Deacon Blues that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Deegan Boo
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Deep and Blue
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Jigaboo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Peek-A-Boo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Vicki Boobs
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me beacon blues
Or
Call me beagle blues
Or
Call me beagle blues
Original Lyrics:
Call me deacon blues
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me de-confused
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me demon booze
Screw me if I'm gay too long
Screw me if I'm gay too long
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
Sue me if I play too long
Sue me if I play too long
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me pink and blue
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long,
And drive behind the wheel.
And drive behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
And die behind the wheel.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And dine behind the wheel.
And dine behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
And die behind the wheel.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through the suburban sleaze.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban fields.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll rise when my son goes down
Cover every gay in town.
Cover every gay in town.
Original Lyrics:
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town.
Cover every game in town.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Languid and dead asleep
Original Lyrics:
Languid and bittersweet
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Language and bittersweet.
Language and bittersweet.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
Languid and bittersweet.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid in bed of sheets.
Languid in bed of sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
Languid and bittersweet.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and dead asleep.
Languid and dead asleep.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
Languid and bittersweet.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Dick in Blue.
Call me Dick in Blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me deep and blue.
Call me deep and blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Prince of Tides
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call my family the kissin' type
Caught me deep in blues.
Caught me deep in blues.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Alabama with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela Kristantine.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela Krypton tight.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela the Prince Of Tides.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our drama the Crimson Tide.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our traveler the Prince of Time
Call me Deacon Booze.
Call me Deacon Booze.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for all the winters in the world
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the widows in the world
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the wieners in the world.
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the women in the world
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the ascending man.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the enchanted land.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man
That shape is my shame
There where I used to stand
That shape is my shame
There where I used to stand
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say it’s a crazy thing
Original Lyrics:
You say it’s a crazy scheme
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